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Ezio's Past Four Days: Basically The Most Absurd Thing I've Ever Played
April 22nd
* Cristina makes an entry; Ezio and Cristina decide to meet with Steph later for shopping.
* Aradia and Cristina talk, and Aradia tells Cristina that Ezio is an assassin.
* Kate also discovers that Ezio is an assassin.
* Cristina, Ezio and Stephanie go shopping.
* After shopping, Cristina confronts Ezio about his profession. It goes poorly, and he agrees to give her space to think about things.
* Ezio confronts Aradia about slipping up.
April 23rd
* Desmond makes an entry; Ezio asks him about any potential illegitimate children.
* Desmond confirms; Stephanie, Altair and Cristina all disapprove.
* Ezio is told that his illegitimate child's descendant has been harmed by the Templars.
* Molotov calls Desmond a stripper/prostitute.
* Ezio is an idiot, but we knew that.
April 24th
* Ezio's temper flares up over his situation; he decides to drink himself stupid. Day-long drinking party? Day-long drinking party.
* Ezio hooks up with Jenny.
* Ezio resumes drinking, meets with both Kate (who is now suspicious of him) and Stephanie, who asks him to not do anything stupid.
* Ezio visits Mistress, tries pegging for the first time; hilarity ensues.
April 25th
* Having crashed at Mistress's place, Ezio wakes up for some early morning penance sex.
* Goes home, sleeps for a few hours.
* Stephanie visits.
* Lana (who he slept with a week before) comes to visit. Ezio considers how poorly he's behaved in the past week.
April 22nd
* Cristina makes an entry; Ezio and Cristina decide to meet with Steph later for shopping.
* Aradia and Cristina talk, and Aradia tells Cristina that Ezio is an assassin.
* Kate also discovers that Ezio is an assassin.
* Cristina, Ezio and Stephanie go shopping.
* After shopping, Cristina confronts Ezio about his profession. It goes poorly, and he agrees to give her space to think about things.
* Ezio confronts Aradia about slipping up.
April 23rd
* Desmond makes an entry; Ezio asks him about any potential illegitimate children.
* Desmond confirms; Stephanie, Altair and Cristina all disapprove.
* Ezio is told that his illegitimate child's descendant has been harmed by the Templars.
* Molotov calls Desmond a stripper/prostitute.
* Ezio is an idiot, but we knew that.
April 24th
* Ezio's temper flares up over his situation; he decides to drink himself stupid. Day-long drinking party? Day-long drinking party.
* Ezio hooks up with Jenny.
* Ezio resumes drinking, meets with both Kate (who is now suspicious of him) and Stephanie, who asks him to not do anything stupid.
* Ezio visits Mistress, tries pegging for the first time; hilarity ensues.
April 25th
* Having crashed at Mistress's place, Ezio wakes up for some early morning penance sex.
* Goes home, sleeps for a few hours.
* Stephanie visits.
* Lana (who he slept with a week before) comes to visit. Ezio considers how poorly he's behaved in the past week.